it's ok if drama does it..

we're baaaaaaaaaaaack from a well deserved break! we were vacationing in Togo, Japan surfing with the mountain lions. But anywayyys, back to the point: WE'RE BACK.

We want to start with a story,
so we have a friend named drama and she does things no one approves of except for one person known as the situation. the situation is extremely against the concept of what drama does however she is ok with it because its drama, and errbody loves drama. she doesn't want to cause conflict, but if lita or ferdita were to do what drama does, all hell would break loose. DOUBLE TROUBLE !!!
hope you enjoyed it :))

so today, in the life of L&F, we went to a restaurant for dinner and it was reallgood and we're BEYOND full. and since we're such gracious blogleaders, we thought of all our floggers who want to know what we're up to EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY. so we took some dandy pictures of our acivities of the day to SHARE with you all. yeahhh hope you enjoy 'em


Captions:
we were having some technical difficulties adding our pictures of FOOOOOOOOOOD.
but after a long haul, we finally got them up. so you may be thinking ' what the heck did l&f eat?!!?" and after seeing these pictures, we don't even know why our delicious food looks like MEAT AND GRAVY AND MASHED POTATERS.
cause in reality, it was tart apple dumpling a la mode ( which is fancy for icecream on top). so you all may be wonderin what the hey a dumpling is.we took the time out of our busy day to define this word for you, because we were once lost and naive too.

Define Dumpling: cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles.
sentence using the word:
mmmmm, i love dumplings with gravy.
well glad you enjoyed a vocab lesson with l&f.


wooo good stuff. in the other picture, we have ferdita experimenting with the laws of physics with her straw. we all know ferdita is a very intelligent future dentist to be, and therefore thinks about her education all the time. smart girl.


We have yet ANOTHER story to share with you all.
so once upon a time an aquaintance of ours known as Snookie, was in c town, and they were Neer-neerin' all over the place. there is a picture of l & f demonstrating the 'neerneer' for you above.

hope you enjoyed todays blog. please comment, comment, and COMMENT SOME MORE.
and tell all your franzz to comment again and again, and AGAIN.
k peace yall.

ps: oh wait, it's honor societyyyy

Ferdita the MANEATER - Exclusive L&F dunkin donuts footage

Hello everybody :))

Hope all is well during these very chilly days. When you're feeling down because of the cold weather, get some hot chocolate , sit down on the computer, and have a look at this L&Fa dunkin donuts party footage! It'll be sure to warm you up more than that hot chocolate and pretty much make your day.

Congrats to Hera for winning the contest , and her reward was a DUNKIN DONUTS PARTY WITH L&F courtesy of L&F productions.
If you want to be cool like hera and win a chance to hang out with us, comment, comment, and comment some more.

Afra is our PR person and has been doing a magnificent job with getting the word around about this supertight blogg.
you all should follow in Hera & Afras' footsteps.

Also, flogger Aysha has been extremely supportive and comments errrtime we post. So yeah, more of you guys should comment cause you never know when we might give out a special fun reward in honor of your support.

Alright, i'm done rambling and i'll let you all watch this video now.

Please comment and hope you enjoy the vid :)

Peace, love,
Lita and Ferdita :)



ps: New mini L&F video quiz. comment with your answers and if you get 'em right, you could win somethingg special :)

Questions:

1. How old is Lita turning? a) 7 b) 12 c) 14 d) none of the above
2. What was on flogger hera's finger? a) a bug b) chocolate c) ear wax d) none of the above
3. What do you all need to do to win L&F prizes?
4. What was the time of day ? a) morning b)afternoon c) nighttime
5. What was the weather like? a) supercold b) superhott c) cloudy with a chance of rain

We love us some TLAUT <3

Yo yo yo floggers,
hope all is well.
Although L&F have been busy with certain frivolous events thus far, they took the time out to make a video for you all.
How generous of them to take time of their busy schedule to say HELLO to all youu people
*applause*

settle down everyone and get ready to watch a great show with ladita and ferdita as they have 2 special guests: ldizz and lil farr on their show. if you'd like to be a guest on this show, send your resume of qualifications to litaferdita@gmail.com.


check it out and let us know whatcha think

btw: taylor lautner looking boys, hit us up
ye

Lita & Ferdita coming at you from EL TORITO

Yo flogger bloggers, check out this video of us at El Torito for dinner !!!
We're updating you on all the latest news, telling an exclusive l&f story, and letting you know about future l&f enterprise related things such as more contests, the hills featuring lita and ferdita, the dunkin donuts contest, our soon to come say now number and much much more.


Check it out and let us know what you think.

keep on floggin

peace
love
L&F

THE FARAZ MAJID

So basically there's this cool catt named THE FARAZ MAJID and he's the coolest person you'll ever meet.
we'd like to dedicate an entire bloggpostt to this wonderful fellerr'.
THE FARAZ MAJID has many great qualities such as being hysterical , charming, and just plain amazing.
you dont' want to mess with FARAZ MAJID
he's cooler than you'll ever be
faraz majid lives in pakistan and is the star player on the cricket team.
he can make more goals in a minute than you can ever make in your life.
which is another reason why he's the besttt.
his nickname is the number 1 stunner.
if you didn't know that, go watch the pakistani television where they mention faraz majid aka the number 1 stunner throughout their showw.

so, you may be asking yourself at this point, how can i be as cool as faraz majid?
well the answer is simple
you can't. he's tooo cool for youuuu
so dont think you can talk to him either

NADEEN BETTER WATCH OUTT CUZZ' FARAZ MAJID IS TAKING OVERR THE WORLDDD. YEEE

flogger contest winnerrr

Hello floggers.
Long time no blogg.
lita& ferdita have been busy with the current frivolous affairs and therefore have not had time to keep you guys updated on our livesss.
We apologize for any sadness due to the bloggpost delays. we will be offering counseling for this at a later time for your bloggtroubless.
and FYI: Blog updates will most likely happen once a week but maybe nott.

also, after long 'awaitin.....L&F have decided who their contest winner iss.
drum roll please........................
hera ashraf!!!! ( applause)
congratulations to the fellow flogger!!!!
hera sent in a wonderful illustration of us and we think it was definitely worthy of winning this contest.
we' would like to thank everyone who sent in contest entrys though as they were all realll cute.
Kudos to those who sent in some greatt entrys including: Zainab, Aiza, & Amal :D

so as we previously stated, we will post the winning picture and within a few weeks, hera will be famous because so many people read this blog.
here is the awesome picc:














We will be having contests in the flogfuture so keep a look out for those. and be sure to check back all the time for new blogposts and PLEASE COMMENT :D
hera: we will be contacting you regarding your win and the details for the dunkin donuts party.
also, those of you who continue to comment, good work b/c you will be receiving a m&g if you have not already gotten one.
thank you for taking time to read this bloggg


PS: sandy lookin boys, hit up lita
ye

i'm on a boat!

Welcome back floggers,
First and foremost.. we would like to BOO all our audience members who did NOT follow through in the contest. the contest was mandatory, meaning you had to do it, meaning no buts, ands or ifs! The L&F crew is really disappointed in you floggers but since we are so generous we will extend the deadline to next week. SEND EM IN OR WE'LL POINT EM OUT!

Today, we have a story to share: well Lita and Ferdita were talking about shia lookin' boys and LOBOZ just popped outta no where and creeped all over the place. She continued to attack Lita and BROKE HER LEG!!! It was nuts. Oh and btw, alison also broke her leg, thanks to loboz.

ps: if you dont know who loboz is, go watch some MTV! yeyee

Sorry for not posting yesterday, but we're just really busy and can't handle all of you fans begging us to post a blogentry err'day.

So we have another fictional story to share with our fellowfloggers. Lita and Ferdita were at a babyshower one day and then drama arrived. Drama was visiting from country.. Lita was chillin then Selena called and was all, "Dramas cominnn!" and Lita was all, "bring it." Once Drama arrived at the babyshower, Loboz died a little.. The lights all turned to her and err'body in the club was all, "OHHHSNAP!" Drama sat with Ferdita and Lita and they discussed the current frivilous affairs. Loboz continued to hurt. And then Sandy saved the day with a thumbs up.
THE END!

ps: all themmm shiaaaa/skinnyjeans lookin boys, hit up ferdita :)))

it's the burday-day!

Hey floggers! thanks for checking back in, we've missed you. sorry for not posting yesterday, we were just too busy promoting our blog.. basically that means too many MEET AND GREETS, sooo many people want to meeeeet us :)))

ok, so first and foremost we want to tell all you blogblamers to STOP BLAMING THE BLOG for your technical difficulties. it is not the blogs' fault that you cannot comment. we never want to hear or see again "it's not working" or "it's not letting me comment!" SERIOUSLY! the blog does not take responsibility for your idiocy! END OF STORY D:

Our BBF is here today to promote her dear friend kingsley!! Take it away BBF (aka AMEERAH!!) "well my friend kingsley is quite the funny man, he has his own youtube page and video channel where you will laugh your butt off! subscribe to him"

DISCLAIMER!!!: THERE IS PLENTY O'BAD LANGUAGE IN KINGSLEYS VIDEOS! (DONT BLAME THE BLOG!)

bye bbf thanks for joining us today. "Oh, no problem L&F! Take it away!"

Soo, today was ferditas burday party and all yall weren't invited!!! we partied and people came and we met up.. cameras were flashing all around ussssss :))) we're so famous! Our themesong tonight was "glamorous" by fergiefergggg-- "love you long time.."

BASICALLY THIS WHOLE NIGHT WAS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE!!! with alot of bad language and stories.. thanks to our bbf LILMEERAH (ameerah!). and her friend kingsley. mmm

from aiza:: i'm in miami TRICKKKK.

anyway, sorry this blog was ghetto. it'll be better tomorrow when we dont have a ton of homos on our blog! okk, peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee players

words to your mother

Welcome back floggers, and to all of you who dont' know what a flogger is.
Blog + followers = floggers. Isn't that clever. neer neer

Today we have a special guest joining us, Nadeen ( applause for Nadeen). She will be giving us the details on the weather. Take it away nadeen,

Nadeen: " Today the weather will be sunny throughout the day and tonight there will be a slight chance of hurricanes. So gather all your belongings and move awayyyy. far far awayyy. Now its back to L & F"

Thank you nadeen for your insightful weather forecast.

Last night we were thinking of ways to get you floggerbloggers hyped for this blog, and we decided to have a flogcontest where you guys are going to have to participate in and the winner gets a backstagepass to meet us at dunkin donuts courtesy of lita and ferdita. And to win this contest: The person who takes the best picture of themselves promoting our blog and sends us a picture will win this contest. The picture could be a drawing , or you yourself with a sign promoting this blog. Also, the winner will have the link to your picture on our blog so that way our many floggers can check out your picture and you can become famous. Let us know if you have any questions.

Send all blogcontest entrys to LitaFerdita@gmail.com

Well thank you for reading this blog, and now we are going to LaserFlash and don't think your invited b/c its my burdayyy and not your burdayy. If you show up, our Lita And Ferdita bodyguards will find you.
And thank you please come again.

PS: if you know any news of the whereabouts of skinnyjeans/jackie looking boys, point em out.

The best first post. ye

Hellooo,

We are Lita and Ferdita! Welcome to our blog! We are from the homeland and we come in peacee. We also would like to thank our fans: allison, caterpillar, natt wolf, jackie, sandy, nadeen, samantha, Skinny jeans, paper girl, Lo Boz, Perez, amal, Hera, nazi, faraz, and our FAVE FLOGGER ameerah. Shout out to all you cool catss. Basically, this is gonna be the best thing you've ever read everytime you read it. And just be ready for LOTSSS of blogposts. We're going to blogparty tonightttttttttt and YOU'RE NOT INVITED. Anddd we're having a GRANDSLAMM Blogevent which is on FRIDAYY and you wanna go there b/c its more fun that YOUR burdayyyy cause its my burdayyy.

Thanks for reading our first bloggentry.

PS: Player haters not welcome.