it's the burday-day!

Hey floggers! thanks for checking back in, we've missed you. sorry for not posting yesterday, we were just too busy promoting our blog.. basically that means too many MEET AND GREETS, sooo many people want to meeeeet us :)))

ok, so first and foremost we want to tell all you blogblamers to STOP BLAMING THE BLOG for your technical difficulties. it is not the blogs' fault that you cannot comment. we never want to hear or see again "it's not working" or "it's not letting me comment!" SERIOUSLY! the blog does not take responsibility for your idiocy! END OF STORY D:

Our BBF is here today to promote her dear friend kingsley!! Take it away BBF (aka AMEERAH!!) "well my friend kingsley is quite the funny man, he has his own youtube page and video channel where you will laugh your butt off! subscribe to him"

DISCLAIMER!!!: THERE IS PLENTY O'BAD LANGUAGE IN KINGSLEYS VIDEOS! (DONT BLAME THE BLOG!)

bye bbf thanks for joining us today. "Oh, no problem L&F! Take it away!"

Soo, today was ferditas burday party and all yall weren't invited!!! we partied and people came and we met up.. cameras were flashing all around ussssss :))) we're so famous! Our themesong tonight was "glamorous" by fergiefergggg-- "love you long time.."

BASICALLY THIS WHOLE NIGHT WAS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE!!! with alot of bad language and stories.. thanks to our bbf LILMEERAH (ameerah!). and her friend kingsley. mmm

from aiza:: i'm in miami TRICKKKK.

anyway, sorry this blog was ghetto. it'll be better tomorrow when we dont have a ton of homos on our blog! okk, peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee players

words to your mother

Welcome back floggers, and to all of you who dont' know what a flogger is.
Blog + followers = floggers. Isn't that clever. neer neer

Today we have a special guest joining us, Nadeen ( applause for Nadeen). She will be giving us the details on the weather. Take it away nadeen,

Nadeen: " Today the weather will be sunny throughout the day and tonight there will be a slight chance of hurricanes. So gather all your belongings and move awayyyy. far far awayyy. Now its back to L & F"

Thank you nadeen for your insightful weather forecast.

Last night we were thinking of ways to get you floggerbloggers hyped for this blog, and we decided to have a flogcontest where you guys are going to have to participate in and the winner gets a backstagepass to meet us at dunkin donuts courtesy of lita and ferdita. And to win this contest: The person who takes the best picture of themselves promoting our blog and sends us a picture will win this contest. The picture could be a drawing , or you yourself with a sign promoting this blog. Also, the winner will have the link to your picture on our blog so that way our many floggers can check out your picture and you can become famous. Let us know if you have any questions.

Send all blogcontest entrys to LitaFerdita@gmail.com

Well thank you for reading this blog, and now we are going to LaserFlash and don't think your invited b/c its my burdayyy and not your burdayy. If you show up, our Lita And Ferdita bodyguards will find you.
And thank you please come again.

PS: if you know any news of the whereabouts of skinnyjeans/jackie looking boys, point em out.

The best first post. ye

Hellooo,

We are Lita and Ferdita! Welcome to our blog! We are from the homeland and we come in peacee. We also would like to thank our fans: allison, caterpillar, natt wolf, jackie, sandy, nadeen, samantha, Skinny jeans, paper girl, Lo Boz, Perez, amal, Hera, nazi, faraz, and our FAVE FLOGGER ameerah. Shout out to all you cool catss. Basically, this is gonna be the best thing you've ever read everytime you read it. And just be ready for LOTSSS of blogposts. We're going to blogparty tonightttttttttt and YOU'RE NOT INVITED. Anddd we're having a GRANDSLAMM Blogevent which is on FRIDAYY and you wanna go there b/c its more fun that YOUR burdayyyy cause its my burdayyy.

Thanks for reading our first bloggentry.

PS: Player haters not welcome.